“Red Eye confirms the presence of a troll. Alerting all units, we have a troll.”
Near the border of Demonseptic Underworld and Free Republic:
"Shadow Dancer, this is Sentinel. There is a DU troll attempting to cross the border in a dilapidated VW Westphalia."
"Dang. Just looking at it gives me a headache!"
"Roger that Sentinel, what a friggin’ eyesore. I’m gonna give it the Rachel Corrie."
"Bombs away!"
"Splash another one!"
Thus another troll is destroyed. The moral of this story is don't mess with the best.
“Nice one, Shadow Dancer.”
THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE 1776TH FREE REPUBLIC ZOT BATTALION. IF YOU ARE A TROLL, YOU WILL BE ZOTTED.
