"Where have all the condoms gone?" Sounds like a 60s rock tune.
The author develops the sneaking suspicion that gay New Yorkers are . . . just . . . a . . . little . . . teensy . . . bit . . . crazy.
But how can that be? I thought the American Psychological Association voted they are just as normal as apple pie.
What's this big deal about free condoms. You can buy them anywhere, unless of course you can't be bothered to pay for your own protection.