[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Gee, this is going to come as a terrible shock to Dan Brown, Henry Lincoln, and the followers of Pierre Plantard! LOL!

And poor Mary Magdalen. [irony]

Maybe Opie can makes some changes to the Tom Hanks' Da Vinci Code Film. Apparently Ron Howard and Tom Hanks both have some experience in this area. Are Don Knotts and Jim Nabors still alive, by any chance? What about Floyd, Goober, and Otis?

[peyton randolph]

Otis as the self-loathing drunk in-the-closet homosexual? I can see it now. Of course, there would definitely have to be a wardrobe change. Perhaps Versace.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Don Knotts was the only straight male in the show!