"I suggest MA"
Hey, things are bad enough here in Massachusetts, we don't want MS here.
My sympathies are with you, but he has to go somewhere, and, well, some places are frankly beyond redemption, politically speaking. How long have you been sending old Ted to the Senate? And which state was it that recently decided to push gay marriage onto the nation?
But, don't worry, you have plenty of company; CA and NJ come mind. I think of folks like you as patriots fighting a losing battle deep behind enemy lines.