There is no common-law marriage in Florida. Jodie Centonze and Michael Schiavo were, until nine this morning, cohabiting in an adulterous relationship.
Or you could be tacky and crass, like me, and call Centonze a concubine or a slut or a hoochie or a trollop or a chippie or a tramp or a harlot or a floozy or a hussy.
An illegal adulterous relationship at that.
'...Or you could be tacky and crass, like me, and call Centonze a concubine or a slut or a hoochie or a trollop or a chippie or a tramp or a harlot or a floozy or a hussy...."
You left one out. HO.