Posted on 03/30/2005 4:35:33 AM PST by Chi-townChief
Damn, nobody's mentioned Uncle Ted yet?
Cat Scratch Fever rocks!
The Day Mainstream Media Died (American Pie)
A long, long time ago...when the TV news biz started
They knew not where it would go
They hoped it would last forever...no matter how they did their jobs
But there were things that they just couldn't know
The public trust they were abusing...they thought that they would catch us snoozing
They sneaked in their bias...pretending to be pious
Talk Radio, cable, and internet...showed them all that their match they met
In his Depends Cronkite wet and Old Media had died
So bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died
It was Brokaw, Jennings, and Rather who each night put out all that blather
They determined what was news
They pretended that they were real journalists...the more we heard, the more we're p*ssed
We grew so weary of their slanted views
Every chance they'd knock the GOP...it was obvious, the blind could see
While they put out their leftist prattle...we were getting set for the battle
Well, there came a guy named JimRob who had quite enough
It was time our side proved that it had the right stuff...he took charge and showed them it wasn't a bluff
Old Media would die
We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died
For years the game they had been winning 'cause they were really good at spinning
It was easy as could be
Entertainment they sometimes threw in for fun...they came down hard on those with guns
Oh my, there's Katie's colonoscopy
There was shock when they examined her..."That's her brain" each one would soon concur
Then the nurses all started screaming...when they realized they're not dreaming
We heard some shout, "Here is a chance we cannot let pass...we will say we're sorry if we're being too crass
Everyone knew Katie's head was in her *ss"
Old Media would die
We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died
Their cheerleading really was shameless...for what RATS did they're always blameless
No one had been too surprised
To the whole world they'd proven that they were whores...they kissed the feet of Michael Moore
Can I please have that pizza supersized?
He ballooned up to a half a ton...he could cause an eclipse of the sun
To the anchors he was a hero...while things burned they're playing like Nero
There was no chance they would show both sides of anything...propaganda they had been determined to bring
One day they were foiled by the vast right wing
Old Media would die
We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died...laughing as Old Media died
Would they do what's right? They're saying, "NO, never"...they thought they were just so very clever
They thought they'd get away with it
Docs were found down in Sandy Berger's pants...and Dan Rather thought he'd take a chance
With those forgeries now George Bush he would get
Dan used them and he was elated...but Bush is misunderestimated
Thanks to a group of sleepers...pajama-wearing FReepers
So Dan Rather's plan would fail...Ken's frequency was now in a jail
A happy ending to this tale
Old Media would die
We were singing, bye, bye to Old Media, bye
It was quite a run but you are done and now it won't fly
New Media's here, so be a big girl, don't cry
We were laughing as Old Media died
Bless you, infocats. I have RealPlayer. I need the pick-me-up. Makes me feel like a teenager again :)
"Golden Country" and "Like You Do" by REO are a couple of my favorites. When I'm home alone I'll put REO in the stereo hooked up to speakers throughout the house and around the pool. Crank it up and treat the neighbors!
Frank Sinatra.....a singing angel.
It's nice to be blessed, especially after having had more than my share of being dammed on this board :-)
One of my favs from the boys.
Neil Young is far from an American hater.
But "Why Worry?" is so beautiful it literally brings a tear to my eye every time I play it.
A bit of trivia: my son lived for a few years in and around Merseyside in the late 90s. He often took that "ferry 'cross the Mersey." He said the ferry owner has that song piped on permanent loop throught the ferry loudspeaker system. I don't care what the reason. Playing any song that much is pathological.
As for a song with great opening riff that always picks me up, "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits is right near the top.
Anything from Vices or Captain is gold in my book.
Stampede Rocks!!! I Cheat the Hangman, Sweet Maxine, Neal's Fandango, Slat Key Soquel Rag (great acoustic guitar duet with Pat and the Skunkster).
Maybe one blessing could be worth a thousand damnations.
"...take his lickin's...."
Uh, wimping quietly away.
"Simple Man" was Skynyrd's best song ever. The only good thing about using it in the beer commericial is it reminds me of what a great tune it is, all over again.
Mamboleo by Elisa. As far as I can tell, its the only song she's done worth listening. But its impossible to remain depressed while listening to it.
Everybody knows the first line
"Turn it up"
And I oblige Ronnie every time!
Southern Rock=the best rock
Lynard Skynard=the best Southern Rock
The guitars in the middle of SHA rip my guts out and give me goose bumps.
That's pretty much it... but his views are all over the map. But I've always tried not to consider the personal politics of an artist because if I did I would probably only own modern country music records. And that's not a slam on them, just stating it..
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