[Slump Tester]

" Harley riders are also more likely to have body art such as tattoos and piercings (52 percent versus 40 percent)."

I thought they were just "living the legend".

No mention of which rider's women have the most tatoos (property of Boo-boo, etc..), or largest "mammalian protuberances".

[Melas]

No mention of which rider's women have the most tatoos (property of Boo-boo, etc..), or largest "mammalian protuberances".

You've seen Boo-Boo's woman? We tried to get her picture on the milk cartons, but the Dairy group said they were afraid it might scare small children.

[uglybiker]

...or largest "mammalian protuberances".

Or the floppiest.