Lol. I have "I'm schizophrenic and so am I" written on the back of the helmet I never wear. On my sissy bar I have a sticker that reads, "Silly Yuppie Trailers are for Boats."
"Silly Yuppie Trailers are for Boats."
I have two trailers that I pull behind my bikes. One has a pop-up camper and the other is for cargo.