That's why we have the kooks here to tell us which Christian holiday is going to trigger that third quake.
LOL. I'm going to be hiding under my bed the day after Ascension day, I can tell you...
Heinlein had them figured out:
"The most preposterous notion that H. Sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history." -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)