[It's me]

Excuse me!

I am wondering if anyone heard about it and when it was supposed to take place. Why does that bother you?

Why are you so offended with the question?

[Central Scrutiniser]

I have lots of friends in Phuket, I scuba dive there all the time, I have been there just before the tsunami, and have been there since then. Its a great place full of wonderful people, and it also serves as a liberty port for our armed services.

Why did you ask the question in the first place? How is it germane to the subject? They also are having a huge soccer tournament there on the beach this month, that is not germane to the subject either.