*****Can you lend me some mustard or ketchup (not Heinz) to put on my foot before I put it in my mouth.*****
Toe jam is good too. I speak from personal experience (blush).
About 20 years ago, I was at a party, looked in the fridge, and there was a jar of jelly. Having the munchies at the time, I figured a PBJ would be good. Opened up the jar of jelly, and it smelled like feet... yuck.