[Quilla]

Hey Quilla, what in the aitch are those white, light rays seemingly emminating from Burt's tweeter zone?

Miss B, I haven't a clue, but that's got to be the funniest thing I've ever read on FR. Tweeter zone! Sounds like something Barney Frank would say walking by a candy store. ;-)

[Miss Behave]

I call the teenage girls that wear their jeans SOOO low, wearing them down to their "tweeter zone."

And I tell them so it I happen to know them. And I tell them that creepy old men's eyes are locked onto the zone, and that THAT'S NOT HOT (as well as just not being cool, period.)

I give the breezy-bellied girls my best disgusted look.

And I can do a KILLER disgusted look, trust me. ;-) It works, try it.

Luckily I don't personally know many tweeter zone jeans wearers. ;-)