"The Retro-Rad I long for is squeezing a gas pump handle and having it dispense the gas immediately."
As long as it registers the cost at 13.9/gal like it did when I was in high school.
"13.9/ga"
The lowest I remember it being was 26.9/ga. "Those were the days," says this 50 yr. old geezer. Before Star Wars, there were Gas Wars.