[Kokojmudd]

"Please use your brain before posting!"

Unlike yourself my brain is not always operating at 100%, especially before I have my morning coffee. To be on the safe side I would very much like you to act as my own personal Post Inspector. If you agree to take the post I will send you a Post Patrol ball cap (plese do not wear backwards) and an official Post Inspector Certificate (sorry, I am out of the coffee mugs and pens). This will help prevent me from posting anything ignorant and will save you the effort of actually reading through threads. Please consider this important position. Thank you in advance.

[OldFriend]

Oh, I love your sense of humor!