I'm not going to go there, it wouldn't be prudent.
Afterall, I can only do one thing at a time. I'm a so-so poster and of little consequence at all in the big scheme of things.
So today I call GEICO and up my insurance, pickup dry cleaning, visit my parents, thumb thru the driver's manual and try to remember to obey all the rules of the road. It's all I can do.
Be sure to work on your sense of humor.