When I got divorce, my inlaws (whom I dearly love) referred to me as their outlaw!
Marriage? In one of the local hollers one of the guys traded his wife for his cousins huntin' dog. Had to throw in his stereo system. (8 track) to boot! (and that a true story....even went to court.....Seems there was a little problem with one of the items. It didn't work. Can't remember which one. But they got in one heck of a fight. Shots were fired! The law was called! AND......
Hhahahhaha,,love that story