Hey Dude, you are in way over your head. Dead is dead. Dead Spirit is not dead, sooo not dead it isn't funny. If you are dead spirit, you have to pay taxes, get to eat icecream, feel the breeze in your hair.
On the whole dead spirit beats dead body any old day. And anyone who thinks different is some kind of in-the-twinkie-zone fool.
"Dead is dead. Dead Spirit is not dead, sooo not dead it isn't funny."
LOL, literally.
I'm about to go bang my head against a brick wall. ;)