[SoDak]

To make matters worse, Shastriji also held Usha responsible for the murder of a 5-year-old whose body was discovered in a pond some days ago. Claiming that he had seen the gruesome killing reenacted in a tumbler of mustard oil, the tantrik convinced everyone of Usha's guilt. She was subsequently denounced as a witch.

Later that afternoon, Shastriji consulted the mustard oil while fielding a tech support call, to determine that the hard-drive was indeed bad in the Gateway laptop belonging to a Mrs. Clausen from Bucksnort Junction, Tennessee.

[jocon307]

"Later that afternoon, Shastriji consulted the mustard oil while fielding a tech support call...."

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

TOOOOO Funny!

[GadareneDemoniac]

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!! You get "Post of the Day"!!!!