So, what happens if co-workers eat pork sandwiches in their lunch-break? Or salami...or come to think of it, anything meaty that hasn't been ritually slaughtered, I wonder? Hey, what if a female co-worker shows up in a mini-skirt, does that prove she's a whore? Can they get permission to stone her in the parking lot?
A little bit of sharia is like a little bit pregnant.
<"So, what happens if co-workers eat pork sandwiches in their lunch-break? Or salami...or come to think of it, anything meaty that hasn't been ritually slaughtered, I wonder?">
Then allah-uzza/satan would afflict them with an unholy case of gas in divine retribution?
<"Hey, what if a female co-worker shows up in a mini-skirt, does that prove she's a whore?">
Do you have to ask? (/benign sarcasm tag) Of course it does! The evil trollop - her bewitching hair emits invisible rays which drive all men mad, too!
<"Can they get permission to stone her in the parking lot?">
...And then bury her underneath it. They need no permission if there are four adult males present. But they should rape her first, to make certain everyone present recognises who is in control...
<"A little bit of sharia is like a little bit pregnant.">
...Or a little bit raped! There you go being unequivocally blunt again. We might have to put a "little bit" of a Fatwa out on you, for your wicked infidel misunderstanding. You are a woman and therefore not permitted to see through allah-uzza/satan's deceptive taqiyyahs quite so clearly - in fact it is 'bidah'...
ROTFLM*O!
A.A.C.