ROTFLMAO!
God help us! I really don't want a talking toilet. The Islamonazi-defending FReepers are bad enough. LOL! Yechhhhh!
There was a country comedian who talked about a country store who had a two seater privy.
He put a speaker between the seats and when a woman went into the outdoor toilet.
He would say into the microphone "Lady, could you use the other seat, I'm working down here".