[Polybius]

So there's Intel's 100-core chip helping your toilet examine the morning delivery for signs of blood or god knows what else. The powerful toilet can call the doctor and schedule an appointment if it notices suspicious stool -...........

"Unbeknownst to Harry before he sat down, his new Intel 100-Core Chip Version 2.0 toilet came equipped with a computer automated colonoscope that sent fiber optic images of his colon directly to his doctor's office computer."

[broadsword]

The powerful toilet can call the authorities if it notices suspicious stool wearing a turban and thumping a copy of the Koran. LOL!