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To: gopwinsin04
Both Sides Now
Words & Music by Joni Mitchell
Sung by Judy Collins and Joni Mitchell
Parody by LonePalm

Whines and lines of painful prose, the kind to make you hold your nose
And lib opinions that she chose, I've read Maureen that way.
But now she only mocks the son. She’s bitch and moan to everyone.
So many things might have been fun, but Dowd got in my way.

I've looked at Dowd from both sides now,
From left and right and still somehow,
It's Dowd's delusions I recall.
I really don't like Dowd, at all

Bill and Hill and Howard Dean the dizzy dancing way they preen.
The way they court each fairy queen, I think the left’s that way.
But now it's just another show, they leave me retching when they go.
And if you care don't let them know, don't give yourself away.

I've seen the left from both sides now,
From in and out, and still somehow,
The left's delusions I recall.
I really don't like libs, at all.

Tears and fears, they’re feeling proud. They shout, "Oh, f*** you" right out loud.
Dreams and schemes and Rent ‘a Crowds, I've looked at libs that way.
But now old reds are acting strange they shake their heads, they think we've changed
but something's lost but something's gained in counting every vote.

I've looked at libs from both sides now,
From win and lose and still somehow,
It's lib's delusions I recall.
I really don't like libs, at all.

Enjoy Y’all!
Both Sides Now midi

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

27 posted on 03/05/2005 4:45:50 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm

Brillant! (lighter up in the air, waving around)


29 posted on 03/05/2005 4:49:04 PM PST by gopwinsin04
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To: LonePalm

Perfection!


33 posted on 03/05/2005 4:51:31 PM PST by CaptainK
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To: LonePalm

C'est magnifique, Loney!


34 posted on 03/05/2005 4:52:00 PM PST by secret garden (Go Spurs Go!)
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To: LonePalm

Lone Palm:

I am singing this at our Karoke block party this spring!!!


43 posted on 03/05/2005 5:11:01 PM PST by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton
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To: LonePalm

AWESOME!!!! God love you, that is beautiful. Bravo, Bravo!


83 posted on 03/05/2005 6:38:48 PM PST by ScorpiusInvincitatus ("It's open-season on idiots, and I am well-armed.")
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To: LonePalm

That's very good.

My dog is looking at me funny though...I don't think he's used to me singing this late at night! :-)


89 posted on 03/05/2005 7:09:25 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: LonePalm

Great parody!

I'll have to memorize it so that the next time that song gets stuck in my head, I can at least change the words.


105 posted on 03/06/2005 7:26:52 AM PST by exDemMom (Democrats must care deeply about the poor--they want so many of them!)
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