No way Dan Rather cries during his final broadcast. No way the network would televise it anyway. Remember there is a time delay--Janet Jackson safety net--now. More likely,stoic Dan's last words for us will be "Courage", just before he puts a Colt 45 to his head and pulls the trigger. Expect a lot of dead air on that broadcast!
Sorry I can't make it to the big party. I will be at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. I invite everyone to join me for a toast to the "bull writers". What started in Houston ends in Houston.
Wow, did you call that one or what! Except for the colt 45 part, thank God.