[Tribune7]

If there were only five hundred other songs in the competition, that one would still finish in ten thousandth place.

Aren't you failing to take into account Muskrat Love?

[cjshapi]

Pinging you to a thread that brings back some truly terrible tunes.

[ArcLight]

Sometimes When We Touch was written by somebody named Dan Hill, who I trust has moved on to some job better suited to his manifest talents. Interrogating members of Al Qaeda, perhaps. Gad, what a horrid lyric!

You ask me if I love you
And I choke on my reply
I'd rather hurt you honestly
Than mislead you with a lie
And who am I to judge you
On what you say or do?
I'm only just beginning to see the real you

And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

There's more...and worse.