Awright guys.
You've had your fun. I have the absolute, beyond all shadow of a doubt winner. Unfortunately, 99% of you have never heard this song.
Creature without a head by Lenny and the Squigtones (yup, Lenny and Squiggy)
Highlights from memory...
Moonlight does funny things, I've heard the wise man say, But when you're in love, your moonshines every day.
Once I was so happy, my girl and I were one, everything seemed OK.
But then that ssummer night, when a radioactive cloud, came down and absorbed her head away.
We meet in the darkness in our secret place, she's got a great body, so who needs a face. True love is romantic, but I'm frantic instead, for the creature without a head.
ROFL!!