How about any Christopher Cross song......When you caught between the Moon and New York City......what a terrible song.
You mean "Arthur's Theme", I believe. A real baddy for sure, although our crew changed it to "When you get caught between the Moon and two big (euphamism for female mammary glands)," which made it almost bearable.
Another forgotten one, "I'm Saving All my Love for You" which in our group became "I'm Shaving both my Legs for You".
That was from "Arthur", heck, I would of drunk myself into oblivion after hearing that.