I feel protective of Brown Eyed Girl...a favorite since 1967 or so, but I agree with just about all of the other postings:
Cherish, Honey, I honestly love you, have you never been mellow?, one egg left to fry, are all tunes to accompany roasting in Hell.
My favorite songs typically remind me of a girl I once loved. If that's true of you as well, then she must have been drop-dead gorgeous to make you like Brown Eyed Girl
(shudder)