[Born Conservative]

Shaving Creame and or Whipped Creame on the ear piece of a phone reciever..

KY Jelly on the earpiece is even better. And, you can tape down the "thingy" that pops up when you left the receiver. That way, when they answer the phone, it keeps ringing. The KY jelly just adds insult to injury.

[finnman69]

Shaving cream in pay phone ear pieces. When they run for the phone and that shaving cream gets jammed in your outer ear it's awful.

[chief_bigfoot]

LOL. Did the same thing to a co-worker, except I used silicone lubricant. The target talked on the phone for a few minutes, all the time wondering why his ear was getting warm. He said he was cleaning that stuff out of his ear for days after. He was the same guy who would leave his service truck unlocked. We'd go in and turn everything (wipers, heater fan, radio) on full blast. Got him on more than one occasion with that one. That and putting a PVC pipe fitting in the hubcap on the drivers' side front wheel. "WHat's that noise?" He actually took it to a garage to see about getting it fixed... heheheh

Another gag was taking the foam ear cover off of a headset and taping over the speaker. The poor receptionist was convinced she was going deaf...

[halfright]

You guys are rookies.....

Statute of limitations has expired....
Had a guy that worked in our shop that no one liked....I was always 20-30 minutes early and took the guys telephone receiver and rubbed it on black ink pad (govt phones were black). Few minutes later while waiting for victim to arrive and get first phone call of the day I heard the phone ringing. A quick glance into office provided a glimpse of the MANAGER picking up said phone and answering the call. OH SH*T. He had a BIG meeting with plant manager and should have been gone but he was early,too. Four hours later he came back for a lunch break and crossed the work room floor only to be met half way by the assistant manager. After a short discussion the manager said to the asst. "Ed, you have a dirty ear...Assistant said "YOU DO TOO!!.

Well the Sh*t hit the fan...He called all 22 of us together for a meeting and proceeded to call the prankster every vile name he could think of....He was so mad he was spittin'. One of the guys nearest to him couldn't keep a straight face and was laughing hysterically....this just mad the boss madder....Luckily no one snitched as 99% of them knew I was the only serious prankster around but was conveniently out of the office on a run during the whole 4 hours.

The Legend of Black Ear was borne....