[lafroste]

You can drive someone crazy by removing the little pizo-electric speaker and chip assembly from a singing greeting card and hiding it somewhere inside a co-workers desk. The cavities in the desk make it almost impossible to locate. It will take about two hours before the victim is ripping his/her desk apart to find the little ba$tard before they have to listen to "Jingle Bells" one more time. Its sort of like the chinese water torture, very funny to watch...

[ericthecurdog]

OOOOH... I am SO doing that.

[JRjr]

While working for a defense contractor in the 60's we had a guy in our section who bought one of those little foreign cars that got insane gas mileage. He'd tell us every day how good it was. Well, we started out every day, putting about 1/2 gallon of gas into his car. He'd come back with claims that he'd gotten 70 mpg on his last fillup.

Time came for him to take it in for a checkup. He told them what kind of mileage he'd been getting, and they told him it was impossible. After that we started siphoning out about the same amount. He was, of course, livid, and got all over the dealer, like ugly on an ape, and we'd hear him accusing the dealership of switching carbureators on him, and otherwise screwing with his car. We never told him.

[JRjr]

While working for a defense contractor, we had a guy who had bought a little European car. He was always bragging about the mileage he was getting.

Well, we started pouring about 1/2 gallon of gas into his car every day, and his mileage skyrocketed. Later, when it was time for the car's first checkup, he told the dealer what kind of mileage he was getting, and they told him that was impossible.

After that, we started siphoning out about the same amount every fday. Used to hear him complaining to the dealer tht they'd changed carbureators on him, and in general screwing with his car. We never told him.