[massgopguy]

This should be the impetus for some very nebulous greeting cards.

[fortunecookie]

Oooh, yeah. I guess Hallmark and their competitors are salivating at grabbing this new market. There could be some initial price cuts and sales! And the more nebulous the better. Throw away those Thesaurus'. Get rid of 'Word', sorry Microsoft. Can't have any pesky adjectives offending people...