[crz]

It aint Scotchman..its Scotsman who drink Scotch. Or a Scotch drinking Scot. Maybe a Scotchman if he likes Scotch..or is it the other way round? What'd you call a Scots woman that likes Scotch? A Scotchmam?

[xJones]

Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye:)