Why do we ship things by truck, but never truck things by ship?
Why can noses run and feet smell?
Why are a slim chance and a fat chance the same?
If my teacher has taught, has my preacher praught?
A writer once wrote; has the biter once bote?
Finally, boxing rings are square, quicksand kills you slowly and Guinea Pigs aren't from Guinea and aren't pigs!
Why are they called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together?
Is Congress the opposite of progress?