I was thinking that too -- but then I thought about all the great Freepers who are from Arkansas, yet seemingly have managed to avoid the great temptation to bed cousin Ella-Sue or Jimmy-Earl. The theme from "Deliverance" is, however, running through my mind as I type....
You've never been to South Jersey, have you? Not places like the shore, or Atlantic City, or the outskirts of Philly. But the real South Jersey. In most places, you can almost hear the banjos playing.