Dani from Cradle of Filth comes in 4th only because he is so incredibly gay. First of all, there is no black metal band that has sold out quite like Cradle of Filth. Secondly, there is no other black metal band that loves to have pictures taken of them as much as Cradle of Filth. And lastly, Dani always has to be doing something stupid and/or gay in virtually all of the band photos. Why? Well, he's obviously watched Interview With a Vampire one too many times. The theatrics just need to stop. This is one of his few un-photoshopped pics. STOP IT! Also, Cradle of Filth is from Helsinki, Sweden.
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Helsinki, Sweden... LOL this site is awesome!
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Gorgoroth
Wait, are those suspenders? Oh, f@#k, you gotta be kidding me. And he's got his hair in a ponytail. Not only that, but I beleive he's carrying a scyth. He's a f@#$ing black metal farmer! &@$^$ @$*^ this picture is gay. What's up with the hooded avenger in the back? And who is that goliath moth@#&$%ker? Holy s#!t that guy is huge! Don't f@#k with Gorgoroth man!
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Oh God, I'm crying again over here hahahahahahahah
