Oh my GOD. If I could take a pic of my face you would see tears streaming down my face right now. I am actually crying that page is so funny!!!!! I am choking because if I laugh out loud my boss is going to come in and I'll be in trouble.
Holy crap that is the funniest web page ever. ahahhahaha
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Oh boy, THANK YOU!
PS- you gotta get up with me about that new traders list I was telling you about. FR-mail me.