Posted on 02/22/2005 9:45:57 PM PST by ambrose
Naked, drunk Keys prosecutor sprints to wrong car, cops say Broward Educator Associated Press
February 22, 2005, 11:17 AM EST
KEY WEST -- A drunk Monroe County prosecutor thought it would be funny to run naked across a parking lot and hop into a friend's car, authorities said. But the joke was on him when he jumped into the wrong car and was arrested.
Albert Tasker, who works for the Monroe County State Attorney's Office, told authorities he had been drinking with friends and thought it would be funny to shed his clothes and run to a friend's car in the parking lot of a Key West motel, according to a police report.
But Tasker apparently got in the back seat of a car occupied by a woman waiting for her boyfriend. The woman screamed and her boyfriend appeared. After the woman called 911, a Key West police officer found Tasker in the middle of the parking lot.
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Those darn SUV's always playing tricks!
Dem?
Floridian.
In Key West? Who cares? Thought anything goes down there. Have they gone yuppie or something?
I'm surprised this is an arrestable offense in Key West!
Not sure I'd ever want to live there, but damn we have fun whenever we make a fishing trip down there.
I read a story about a group of kids, I think they were teenagers or maybe college kids out pranking, who went into a Denny's in Spokane, WA, IIRC, nekkid except for shoes and the hats they were wearing. They ran through the Denny's and then out to their car, but the car was locked! Think they're relatives of this guy?
Mega-ping!
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