Honey, put down the crack pipe and step away from the machine, or the bunny with the pancake on its head gets it!
Balderdash! Did you think if you put enough big words in it us little dumb females would get bored and not read the whole thing? And then maybe we wouldn't see the holes you could drive a Humvee thru in your statement.
Oh, sorry, can't stay and discuss this with you, my lord and Master is home and I must get his slippers on him, the paper in his hands, and dinner on the table! Er...wait, is it the slippers in his hands and dinner on him? I'm just such a girl I can't keep all this straight!!!
Great, I'm also busy and work a lot. Good to see you have harmony in your home. It's a relief knowing I'm not expected to assist de-programming people.