Sometimes we have really had enough of water
Mary Jo found that out thirty-five years ago
Water boarding for the terrorists
Lifeguard Ted is so p*ssed
Enough...we've had enough
What the heck is all this rain in California
My roof's leaking, and I think it's just three years old
Why all of the rain in California?
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault
They loathe George Bush...he fills them with dread
And many have gone right out of their head
Some even wish that they were now dead
John Kerry had won
What's with all this rain in California
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault
(musical break)
Everybody knows that Bush will wreck the planet
The tsunami happened because he had dropped bombs
Rove keeps spinning out his blather
I heard that from Dan Rather
Who is at fault?...it's Bush's fault
What the heck is all this rain in California
My roof's leaking, and I think it's just three years old
Why all of the rain in California?
The DemocRATS warned ya
Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault
Ha ha... Is that an old one or did you just come up with that in the past 20 minutes?