You have been found guilty of the thoughtcrime of sexism for assuming that all doctors are male. Please report to the nearest re-education camp for political correctness training until you purge all such thoughts.
Actually, it was sexist. I assumed only a male capable of being such an arrogant ignoramus. I was wrong. Women can be pompous blowhards in total equality with men. With such a keen and piercing intellect, I kind of wonder what sort of patients this one has...