[Bear_Slayer]

Word To The Wise: Avoid the "B" word around your luggage in the airport.

My teenage niece flew out of the country by herself last summer. I encouraged her with these words of wisdom:

If see should see Jack Nicholson on the plane, don't scream out, "Hi, Jack!" lol

[ladyjane]

Remember the poor Chinese tourist who was writing down words he didn't understand in a little notebook. He was going to look them up later in his dictionary. Anyway - one of the words he wrote down was 'bomb' and another passenger just happened to be watching what he was writing! They dragged the poor guy off the plane. LOL