Since I'm currently self-employed, I'll do pennance with my own diversity training. Tonight I'll have a vodka screwdriver and tomorrow I'll have a lager beer and, perhaps, I'll give the tails to the dog - that should take care of the diversity part. The training part will consist of 12 oz. curls repeated as needed. Can I pass government certification for this?
You might add in a standard Oreo and then one of the new ones with the yellow cookies and the chocolate center.