Why men fall asleep after sex

This is London ^ | 2/17/05 | David Wilkes

[Trinity_Tx]

"'Try I Feel Good by James Brown, Elvis Presley's A Little Less Conversation or Britney Spears's Toxic.'"

I *don't* think so. lol

I'd suggest "You Can Leave Your Hat On," personally. ; )

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm a woman, and I have no idea what it is these women want to ~do~ after sex. I would argue from personal experience that "most women" are not frustrated by this.

[rllngrk33]

Just speaking from personal experience. Not every one can perform like a porn star and on demand after 3 or 4 times and a few beers.

[Flpoop]

yeah, but only after I went back and read his post a second time, 'cause I thought what you said

[TheBrotherhood]

Doctor: are you sexually active?

Female patient: no, I just lay there.

[planekT]

,,,'As frustrating as it is for most women that their male partners just roll over and fall asleep after sex, men aren't entirely to blame,' ,,,

Oh that's good to know.

Sex experts. I've got more time on the job then most of them.

[cyborg]

How do you expect to get into my house if I'm sleeping and can't answer the door?

[HairOfTheDog]

'Discuss all the things you enjoyed and found arousing, try to avoid talking about the negatives,' he said.

He suggested the more adventurous could videotape their lovemaking sessions - so they have something to watch afterwards.

Who ARE these people? I would find the first discussion excrutiating... and I would say the second suggestion is "right out".

[Trinity_Tx]

I'm with you. I think it's cute when they crash with that smile on their face.

Talking kinda ruins the afterglow, anyway.

[TheBigB]

Oops, stupid me!

Now answer the door. I've been waiting out here with the doughnuts for twenty minutes. :o)

[longshadow]

Not everyone nods off after sex. The survey found 48 per cent of men had actually fallen asleep during the act itself.

This speaks volumes about the enthusiam level British women manifest during the act....

Man, during sex: "I'm sorry; did I hurt you?"

Woman: "No; why do you ask?"

Man: "You moved."

[Savage Beast]

That's been my experience. I've never had a woman complain because I fell asleep afterwards.

[KarlInOhio]

'... or play uplifting music - not the usual romantic sounds,' he suggested.

Time to replace my Barry White CDs with some John Philip Sousa.

[Gumption]

How do you make her stop screaming? That's the question?

[JamminJAY]

Now just hold on to that thought, an ole' bucky will be back before you can say BLASTOFF!

[Trinity_Tx]

LOL

Anyone have that old joke about the man's version vs his wife's version of why they didn't have sex more than a couple times that year?

[Savage Beast]

Yes, that's my experience, Trinity. Afterglow. Thank you.

[cyborg]

ROTFL!!!!!! OMG I'll never be able to look at a doughnut again with an innocent thought in my head.

[HairOfTheDog]

That's been my experience. I've never had a woman complain because I fell asleep afterwards.

WOO HOO! The rest of the day is mine! :~D