"...says he hasn't signed on in two years..."
This sounds like defining "is"...if he is already surfin' he doesn't have to "sign on" to be a lurker here.
I have noticed that Sean has a propensity toward Hoof-in-Mouth disease. He often also misses a good comeback when interviewing someone, particularly a dim - probably because he thinks "slow" if it's not in his notes.
Right on!
F. Lee usually has to finish Hannity's sentences for him.