[ryan71]

"Bush and the right wing are responsible for putting life on Mars and we need to stop it." - Nancy Pelosi

"I'd have put life on Mars a long time ago, but I'd have done it differently". John Kerry

"I asked Condi if Bush put life on Mars and she said, "No". Just another reason she should not be the new Secretary of State." - Barbara Boxer

"It'll be a quagmire up there on Mars. Do they have liquor stores?" - Ted Kennedy

"Ha ha ha, you know, my husband thought of putting life on Mars a long time ago, but he thought we should be more concerned about people here on Earth." - Hillary Clinton

[DrDavid]

“I just read a classified document about threats from life on Mars to Washington D.C. So, I'm closing my D.C. office until after the election” - Mark Dayton D-Minn

[yooling]

...AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO MARS!!! AHHRRRRRRGGHH!!!

-Howard Dean