I concur - Churchill is a venerable name and I hate that he uses it. Probably isn't even his real name..he is just a big eared old phony.
Ward is Ok (section of the hospital for the care of a group of patients) Mosque is great ...but how about Mosquehummock? (pronounced Mos' scum ick)
Hummock - small mound of dirt!!!!!!!!
Just a thought;)
"Small mound of dirt."
Very fitting, if we visualize the small mound of dirt as being where a rabid cat covered up his excrement.