There's so many to choose from. I think the source of all the worlds problems is that in 1990 (before the Gulf War mind you) George W. Bush personally injected Jose Conseco with steroids. (/tin foil hat)
haha......and all that time he was trading Sosa and should have been getting some decent pitching........and instead it went all into Jose's butt.......LOL>.....
Just use emotion, no facts, it's simple to be a lib, anyone can do it. It's hard to be a thinking conservative, why do you think they have had their sights set towards public schools? Get them early enough 'feel' about issues, not to think and fact check. I love their 'critically' thinking theories. Think like us, or fail.