Farting is clean, if the fart is silent. Smelling a the fart of an infidel is unclean. An infidel who farts in your presence should be killed. Smelling the fart of a believer is clean, and you should enjoy it.
6 posted on 02/10/2005 10:45:12 AM PST by henkster
("No more fun of any kind!" Dean Vernon Wormer)