FReeper Canteen ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ February 9, 2005

Guest Chef Spotsybelle

[beachn4fun]

now?

[Lady Jag]

Humorscope
Tuesday, February 9, 2005

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Someone will turn a cold shoulder to you, and your feelings will be hurt. You'll get even by turning a tepid elbow to them, later. Just don't let it escalate to the blazing ankles stage, is all.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Nothing unusual today. Unless you count that episode with the iguana...

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Today you will lose all self-control. You'll find it again tomorrow, though -- it just rolled under the couch.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Job interview today, eh? Good show! Eat a bunch of oreos just before, and smile a lot. They'll spend their time staring at your teeth, that way. (Not at your resume.)

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

On a pre-arranged signal, you and 3 cohorts will start talking complete gibberish today, leaving the 5th person in your meeting entirely baffled. Act as if he's behaving strangely, and look concerned.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Someone will try to give you an egg salad sandwich today. Refuse them. Be polite, yet firm.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Good day to invent an anti-gravity device. Or at least, to tell everyone that's what you're doing.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Everyone around you will develop a strange fascination with Vlad The Impaler. This could be bad news.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Aliens will land in Los Angeles today. Unfortunately, nobody will be able to tell.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Someone will ask you for your advice. Don't give it! Or if they insist, simply shake your head solemnly, and mutter "Much bad juju", and refuse to clarify. They only want a scapegoat.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

You will be plagued by theological doubts today, and will flirt with the idea of changing your religion. Subconsciously, this is because you're envious of the really cool hats some of the people in other religions get to wear.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Do not snitch a jelly donut today, when nobody is looking. The chocolate frosted one is much better.

[beachn4fun]

[beachn4fun]

Blazing ankles? Blazing ankles? Blazing ankles? Blazing ankles?
WHAT THE ..... is Blazing ankles?

[acad1228]

Well, how's that workin' for ya?!?!?!

[Arrowhead1952]

Good morning Beth. It's been a while since I "saw" you on FR. Did you see this article yesterday?

Couple reflects on whirlwind week (Byron and Janet Norwood)

[Lady Jag]

Good morning, Beachn.

[beachn4fun]

W H

Well.....ok..... you got #200

[Arrowhead1952]

I'd rather have this for breakfast too.

[acad1228]

A new Mel Brookes western comedy starring Gene Wilder And Chris Tucker!

[Lady Jag]

Good morning, LJ! Looks like you've gone to the dogs!

Not really. Actually, one of my hobbies is drying sponges.

[beachn4fun]

[international american]

It was purely by accident, so here it is.....



200

[Arrowhead1952]

Back @ U. Hopefully, the information management section can FIX my "confuser" today. This thing is sooooooooooo sloooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww, and is not opening programs or files correctly.

[beachn4fun]

YUM!!!!!!!!!
(stomach growling.....mouth watering........wiping mouth on sleeve)

[Lady Jag]

Are they beginning to itch yet?

[laurenmarlowe]

Good Morning Canteen, Good Morning Troops!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Did any of you get pictures?"

Yep...but I messed up developing them and didn't get a CD made up. I've got some really good ones, though, with UncleShag and DFU together. I'll take them to the photoshop and get copies made to send to the fellas. Then they can scan them into the computer.

FReegards...MUD

[beachn4fun]

LOL. You have to keep it now. I've already given you the woohoo for it! Maybe next time

8->

[international american]

I feel like Cartman.......