To: Jaysun
Come on, why pick on the Scottish? Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper being lowered at 500 feet.
471 posted on
02/08/2005 11:57:25 AM PST by
Modernman
(What is moral is what you feel good after. - Ernest Hemingway)
To: Modernman
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper being lowered at 500 feet.
LOL! But hey, there's always one or two that get stuck in the fence. As John Denver said, "Thank God I'm a Country Boy!!"
474 posted on
02/08/2005 12:02:01 PM PST by
Jaysun
(Nefarious deeds for hire.)
To: Modernman
A Scotsman was walking along when he was attacked by a band of 40 thieves. In the ensuing melee, the Scotsman was knocked out as were 38 of the thieves.
The two, battered but conscious, thieves then took the Scotsman purse and found therein, a shilling.
The first thief said, "All that for only a shilling?"
The second, surveying the 38 unconscious members of their band, replied, "We should be thankful he wasn't carrying a pound."
487 posted on
02/08/2005 12:21:55 PM PST by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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