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To: JimVT

LOLOL....oh I missed the commercial with the white cat...please please describe.


42 posted on 02/07/2005 11:29:57 AM PST by OldFriend (America's glory is not dominion, but liberty.)
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To: OldFriend

" oh I missed the commercial with the white cat...please please describe"

The ad was hysterical-our # 2 , after the The Commercial.
It is so funny, I hesitate to spoil it for you, as it's much better to see it without knowing the punchline.

Young husband comes home from work first,carrying a bag of groceries and flowers ,opens aptmnt door, greets his long haired white cat, which then proceeds to follow him around the aptmnt, getting in the way, as cats will do.
Husband, still in dress shirt and tie, begins dinner preparation, sets table, candles on table, etc.
He is in small aptmnt kitchen slicing vegetables , while at his back, in the galley kitchen , is a pot of tomato sauce, in the pot, set on the counter.
The white cat, who is into everything, jumps onto the counter and tips the handle of the pot ( it was off the stove, assumption is that it is not hot, so cat doesn't get burned )and gets covered in the sauce.
Husband turns at the commotion and quickly grabs kitty out of the sauce-but, since he was slicing veggies-he is still holding the knife in the other hand.
At that moment, the wife arrives home and opens the door and sees the frazzled husband in the kitchen, holding a white cat by the scruff of the neck ( who is now dripping in red liquid ) in one hand and a large knife in the other.
The company logo crawls across the screen-Things are never what they seem .


73 posted on 02/07/2005 11:57:32 AM PST by Wild Irish Rogue
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Well....the guy is hustling home to the apartment early so he can surprise his lady with a pasta dinner with a nice tomato sauce.....flowers for the table, a nice wine, best cloth and silverware....

He dashes into the kitchen and picks up a machete to cut up some sausage or something as this big fat white cat jumps up onto the stove where the sauce is simmering away.

The lady put her keys into the apartment door lock....the cat hears, jumps down knocking the pasta sauce all over itself and the floor.

"Noooooooo", cries the guy as he picks up the cat (which is dripping with tomato sauce) by the scruff of the neck with his left hand while still holding the machete in his right hand.

Pan to the wife....we are looking over her shoulder as she sees the horrific scene...then we get a frontal shot of her wide-eyed, lip-trembling expression as she mutters something like: "Oh My God....what have you done to kitty."

I busted a gut.

I'll have to see it again because I can't remember the sponsor!!!

88 posted on 02/07/2005 12:40:55 PM PST by JimVT (I was born a Democrat..but then I grew up)
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